A great day for mail

Here's what I got today:

1) The newest issue of Dwell, the home design magazine.

2) The newest issue of The New Yorker. It's nice and thick. Together, the magazines will make great reading material for my flight to San Jose this weekend.

3) My passport. Soon, I will be a world traveler. Or, at least I would be if the world consisted solely of the Americas. So in that sense, I'll be a New World traveler.

4) My Oct. 7 California recall ballot. It includes some sadly overlooked candidates, including psychologist/farmer Robert C. Newman II and middleweight sumo wrestler Kurt E. "Tachikaze" Rightmyer. Also running are a few notable, shall I coin a term here, "nomonyms." (If there's a real term for a non-celeb who shares a famous name, please let me know). Please, ladies and gentlemen, give a warn welcome to Michael Jackson, Ed Kennedy, Richard Simmons and Robert Dole.

My neighborhood poll location is the nearby Borders, so I have no excuse to vote in this one. I hope they make it really easy for me and put the booths near the computer magazines. Naturally, I'll be casting my ballot for Gary "Whachutalkinbout" Coleman.

RIAA sues 12-year-old girl

Here's the stupidest part of the whole thing: this was a customer that was perfectly willing to pay for online music (they thought they were paying a legitimite service for what turned out to be a link to download a Kazaa variant). In other words, they're suing their very best customers, the kind they'll need if they hope to survive much longer.

Hey kids, don't get fake IDs

Not when you can get real ones!

Bush to seek $87 billion for Iraq effort

squan·der (skwŏn'dәr):

n.
To spend wastefully or extravagantly; dissipate. See synonyms at waste.
To fail to take advantage of; lose a chance for: squandered an opportunity to go to college.

n.
Extravagant expenditure; prodigality.