Thursday, August 9, 2001

President Jackass
White House Hangs Up on Tina's Talk (Washington Post)

Uh, Mr. President, aren't your daughters adults now?

Wednesday, August 8, 2001

For the second time in three months, I found myself within five feet of Bill Gates and couldn't help wondering what would happen if I just walked up to him and pushed him. I physically could have pushed the richest man on earth. Scary. If I were that rich, I'd have at least one highly visible body guard.

Best line of the night (during a panel with Bill Gates, Andy Groove and other early PC pioneers):
"I may have invented CTRL-ALT-DELETE, but Bill here made it famous."