Wednesday, August 27, 2003

New poll says Americans disapprove of federal Commandments order

I'd be curious to know whether all four out of five would be in favor of legally enforcing those same commandments, which include:

- Not taking God's name in vain (death sentence)
- Not committing adultery (death sentence)
- No working on the Sabbath (death sentence)
- Honoring one's parents (cursing them brings death sentence)
- Not coveting neighbor's possessions

Heck, the only ones that actually contribute to our legal system now are the prohibitions against murder, theft and perjury. And enforcing the last one could put a serious damper on the unrestrained capitalism conservatives are so fond of.

White House may speed request for more funding

What? You mean wars cost money? There goes that priceless little theory by Rush Limbaugh and company that Iraq's oil would make this a self-funded war. Oops.