A great day for mail

Here's what I got today:

1) The newest issue of Dwell, the home design magazine.

2) The newest issue of The New Yorker. It's nice and thick. Together, the magazines will make great reading material for my flight to San Jose this weekend.

3) My passport. Soon, I will be a world traveler. Or, at least I would be if the world consisted solely of the Americas. So in that sense, I'll be a New World traveler.

4) My Oct. 7 California recall ballot. It includes some sadly overlooked candidates, including psychologist/farmer Robert C. Newman II and middleweight sumo wrestler Kurt E. "Tachikaze" Rightmyer. Also running are a few notable, shall I coin a term here, "nomonyms." (If there's a real term for a non-celeb who shares a famous name, please let me know). Please, ladies and gentlemen, give a warn welcome to Michael Jackson, Ed Kennedy, Richard Simmons and Robert Dole.

My neighborhood poll location is the nearby Borders, so I have no excuse to vote in this one. I hope they make it really easy for me and put the booths near the computer magazines. Naturally, I'll be casting my ballot for Gary "Whachutalkinbout" Coleman.