I'm happy to report that I've finally finished my video project, the chore that has sucked up all of my free time over the last three weeks. It's not perfect -- there are plenty of little errors I'd like to go back and correct and things I'd have done differently with more time -- but all in all, I'd say it's a pretty darn good peice of work. Still, I'm not sure I would have volunteered had I known how much work was involved. I wonder how much of a courtesy bonus I'll get for this. Considering I had to use my own computer (an irony, considering the bosses wouldn't "rent" a new editing deck from me), It had better be more than a token thanks. I saved them at least $30,000 from what they would have had to pay a third party -- and they wouldn't have had any software to show for it!

Oh well, I'm just glad to be through. Now I can actually enjoy my weekend. And of course, I'm tons more familiar with Adobe Premiere. Now on to Affer Effects...

Katherine Harris to run for Congress

The most disturbing part of this article is that this she-man and I were born in the same city.

CNN.com - Berlusconi backs Bush over missile defense
A telling Bushism from the article: "I frankly do not care what the political polls say. I do care about the opinions of people..."

Um, Mr. President, polls ARE the opinions of people.

Another good cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Smoking can help Czech economy, Philip Morris-Little report says
"Philip Morris Cos. officials in the Czech Republic have been distributing an economic analysis concluding that cigarette consumption isn’t a drag on the country’s budget, in part because smokers’ early deaths help offset medical expenses."

Of course, Hitler tried to make a similar argument to Czech leaders during WWII about the positive effects of the Nazi occupation.

Surprise, surprise:
Bush camp promoted illegal balloting in Florida

Wow, what a full day! I took the train up to San Francisco, hung out at the park near the Metreon, went to the an Francisco Museum of Modern Art which I forgot was showing its high-tech exhibit "Art in Technological Times." (It was cool, but the most interesting exhibit there was actually a series of large-format photography that has to be seen to be appreciated.) Afterwards I ordered my favorite meal, Capellini, from a restaurant at the Metreon and tried to see Moulin Rouge, which unfortunately was sold out. So instead I went shopping at Macy's for some clothes I'll need for my employer's new dress code (more on that travesty in a later post). Then I walked over to Virgin Records to find new music to look for online, ordered some hot chocolate from the third-floor cafe, and from a window, watched the people below and read a book. Now if I were writing a personal ad, that's how I'd describe a perfect date. Too bad I was all by myself. That's not counting the train ride home, which I spent sitting next to a union-environmental activist who offered other passengers Sierra Club newsletters to pass the time. Suddenly, I gained a new appreciation for my MP3 player.

Well, CheckFree has unfrozen my acocunt. Somehow the old Bank One account got reactivated. We'll see how long this lasts.

Oh, boy! Another faith-based educational program!

Here's a cute little picture of my neice, Katelynn Faith Burns.

I've always been a big believer in the Internet and online services, but after what I've been through this month with Microsoft Money, WingspanBank.com and CheckFree, I don't think I could seriously recommend online banking to anyone.

I've been using that combination of services since mid-1990s with no problems, even after my original bill-payment service, Visa ePay, got out of the business. Then last month, I get a letter from CheckFree saying there was a problem "locating" my account. Somehow, my software was trying to pay my bills through a checking account I closed more than a year ago. To make matters worse, about a month's worth of bills had gone unpaid, with no notification from CheckFree. After spending at least four hours on the phone with people from CheckFree and Microsoft, I managed to resolve the problem and secured promises from CheckFree that they'd send explainations to my creditors explaining the problem and requesting a reversal of any late fees.

Well, two weeks later, I've discovered that my service has been "frozen" by CheckFree. I called my bank: plenty of money in the account.

Will I ever resolve the issue? Will I have to yell at some poor front-line worker and cancel my account altogether? Stay tuned...

George Bush, explaining why he wants to fund religious groups with tax money: "Religious liberty is more than the right to believe in God's love. It is the right to be an instrument of God’s love. Such work is beyond the reach of government and beyond the role of government.”



Um, Mr. President, isn't that the agrument AGAINST your "faith-based" charity funding proposal?

Can you really call it a "space agency" if you've never been to space?

Well, it looks like another round of blackouts is imminent. Summer dreams, indeed.

Well, I got my wireless home network up and running. Thank you, George W. Bush, for helping me pay for it; I'll remember this day, even as I'm eating dog food in some free nursing home. The technology is kinda cool -- now I don't have to walk all the way to my bedroom to use the Internet (I'm updating this from my couch!) What's really cool is that I'll probably be able to use this at the forthcoming wireless-enabled Starbucks outlets. Of course, I'm assuming they'll be using the 802.11b standard, which would make sense considering it's the one actually available. I mean, there's no sense in advertising something most people can't use, is there? Is there?!

For some reason I watched "The Whole Nine Yards" on HBO tonight for the second time. I hate it when I can't help watching dumb movies.

So sleepy. So very sleepy.

I've had the apartment to myself for three days (the rommate's out of town until Tuesday) and it already looks like a pig sty. I guess it's true that, left to their own devices, most guys would wallow in their own filth. Man, she's going to kill me. I'd better clean this place up tomorrow.

It looks like I'm not the only one who hates Canadians. An interesting episode of public radio's This American Life.

I just had the epitomal San Francisco encounter at Albertson's. I saw a fairly attractive woman in one of the isles but couldn't help noticing how unusually tall she was. I spent the rest of the time wondering how she found men that tall and if she'd ever date someone as short as me. By pure coincidence, I ended up behind her in the checkout line. Struck by how deep her voice when she addressed the clerk, I took a closer look at her face and suddenly realized that "she" was no woman -- at least in a strict biological sense. Can you sing "Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola...?"

In other news, beware Microsoft Money. It'll work fine for a few months and then turn on you.

New heart problem for Cheney
Dick Cheney has a heart?